But you've got friends here
If you're in the habit of hanging around with bar scrappin' Honky Tonkers and foul-mouthed Trayer Trash like your Momma warned you about
We've Got A Five
Dollar Fine For Whinin'
Click the link above and then just shut up and wait for the thing to start playin'.
Works best with MicroSloth IE. Mozilla or Chrome might work, but if it doesn't I guess you're just shit outa luck.
Chris LeDoux (RIP, March, 2005) bio.
A classic quote from the silver screen (or early boob tube).
Stymie contemplates an artichoke
Small (under 100kb) .wav sound file. Play online or download.
Last Call Quote of the Night
I feel like I've been drunk for a week...
but I know it's only been three days.
John "Blue J" Bishop
Men's Pisser Graffitti
I staggered out of a bar and hopped into a cab.
I said, "Take me to some cheap action -- I wanna get laid."
He took me to my house!
Just sit back and enjoy, the pages will advance on their own and come back to here.
Or you can click the image to advance to the next one. About 15 seconds each gazing time on auto.
And keep in mind, NOTHING IS ACTUALLY MOVING, well, except for them worms inside yer head.
Click HERE to start the show.
Click HERE to read a plea for help letter to Dr. Ruth.
Click on the flag to get this and similar messages on a cap, t-shirt or sticker
Oh, well, alright. So maybe SOME body piercing ain't a bad idea.
A Woman Clarifies the Liberal's Concept of "Gun Control"
To a liberal, leftist, commie Democrap (but I repeat myself), "Gun Control" is best described as me being found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with my own pantyhose as being a morally superior outcome to me explaining to the police how that dirtbag sumbitch got those three bullet holes in him.
King of the Trayer Park Badasses